First ride from SE1 – to Brighton

At last, I have a working garage to keep my bike in. No more carrying buckets of water half a mile down the road every time I want to wash it, nor needing to jump on it for a freezing (but usually enjoyable) ride every few weeks throughout the winter to keep the battery from going flat. But keeping a motorcycle in central London is a mixed blessing. Apart from my insurance premium nearly tripling, it takes much longer to get anywhere enjoyable to ride – and so far I don’t find riding through south London’s heavy traffic enjoyable, though some bikers seem to be having more fun than me.

Yesterday, Sunday, I got up at 7.30 and was on the bike before 9 am heading down to Brighton to see what the ride was like. No, London is not a ghost town in terms of traffic at that time and it took about half an hour of riding to get into 4th gear and about 45 minutes to get onto fast roads – first the A32 then the M32. It was a strange journey of three parts: first London and its busy and generally ugly suburbs, then fast riding on dual carriageway and motorways and then, suddenly, arriving in Brighton, where the sun was shining and slightly before the crowds took to the streets.

On the way down it took 1 hour 30 minutes to get 53 miles, an average of about 35mph.

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On the way back, seeing what avoiding the motorway was like, coupled with riding into a much busier London, it took 2 hours and 40 minutes to ride 57 miles, averaging 21mph.

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Last ride in Cambridge

I am moving to Southwark next Friday – to a house that has a garage (I have been waiting for this all my adult life), albeit one that has been turned into a toilet! So first priority is to unbrick it and remove the sanitary equipment to make way for the entrance of Belinda.

Here is the trace of the last trip around here, more of a test to try the new GPX plugin recommended by Geoff. It was a beautiful summer evening after a warm but humid day, with evenings now noticeably drawing in.
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Everytrail is rescued, resuscitated, revived or is it?

Four or five years ago, the useful for logging bike journeys, Everytrail stopped working. It was bought up by Tripadvisor and left to slowly break. Shame as it was a convenient site for uploading GPS tracks directly from the GPS device – it had the clever ability of finding your latest GPX file and separating it out into separate journeys. What was useful was that it was made easy to embed the code for your trip into blogs and websites. After it stopped I started using TripTrack.org, at the suggestion of my technical and travel guru Geoff Jones. But getting the particular track that you wanted from your GPS onto the website seemed to need an intermediary. I used Adze.

Today in my email I got an announcement that AllTrails had taken over Everytrail (when will they run out of names?) and inviting me to make an account. I responded immediately and eventually my trips (now called recordings) from Everytrail appeared on their site. But can I embed the trails in my blog? Let’s try.

Here:

OK, hmm. Let’s try some different code:

OK, these links load very slowly and are not that useful or good to look at. AllTrails does not impress. Also every page features prominent incitements to pay for a ‘Pro’ account, pointing out to you all the things you can’t do unless you fork out $30 per year. I will keep looking.

What about this? this is Geoff’s solution. He got it working for him but it doesn’t seem to work for me yet. there should be a map here –
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Triptrack.org can find an upload the GPX current file from a connected GPS but is not able to separate the different parts so uploads all your recent journeys together – which is not so helpful.

Trip down to Hideout leather (again)

Since my last visit to this hidden gem I have been wanting to return to replace the leather trousers that I bought on ebay while I was learning to ride back in 2007. They cost well under £100 then and were one of the more successful on-line cut-price purchases that I made in the first excitement of riding a motorcycle (the others were pretty bad and needed to be replaced quickly). Finding, a few years later, that they had pockets for hip and knee armour made me all the more pleased with them. I remember taking the tube down to Heine Gericke in Stockwell after work and buying some black rubber armour that looked a bit like place mats. However, at my first trip to Hideout Leather a few months back it was pointed out that they were far too big for me. I knew that but was in denial. Despite being held up by braces with pictures of cows on them, the knee armour ended up about halfway down my calves (no farmyard pun intended). So back I went to replace them with something more fitting. This is what I ended up with, the shop’s own make.

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And at £395 with some substantial armour they are pretty impressive. My usual size just did NOT fit and I felt like a woman in the changing room trying to get into a size 12 dress when they are a couple of sizes bigger. OK, I could just fit into the ones I ended up riding away in. But the sweat I worked up trying out the smaller ones made the whole process so much harder. It was then that I discovered the wonders of baselayers, in this case made by the firm EDZ. I’d read about baselayers and vowed I would never wear such weird looking stuff, however, once on, at the suggestion of the woman in the shop, the leathers slipped on a treat (so to speak). I am converted. In fact I also bought an EDZ top while I was there and wore that on the way home. The idea of course is that it ‘wicks’ away sweat when you are hot (whatever that means) but keeps you warm when it is cold weather. For something with a 100% Polyester label (rather than merino wool), I am not sure how that is achieved – and how long it lasts – but it seems to work well for me. Here’s a review from web bike world. As it says, this stuff ‘makes it easier to slip in to or out of leathers, especially after a sweaty ride’. The review also suggests that most bikers have no idea what this is – which describes me. I told the assistant that I was afraid of tearing the seams of these trousers, they felt so tight, and she assured me, with a rye smile, that they were designed to withstand 100mph meetings with tarmac. OK, I get the message.

Trips in summer are definitely better taken in a well-ventilated BMW Rallye Pro suit (read an impressive in-depth comparison of this and some other textile suits from Road Trooper here) but for other short trips around, and in late autumn/winter/early spring which is basically nearly all we get in the UK, this kit from Hideout Leather seems incredibly confidence inspiring in terms of protection – and doesn’t look too bad.

Here’s the track of the journey down there. This time I didn’t get lost.

Note a few days later: These trousers really are tight fitting – I was told they would stretch a bit but after my second short ride in them I feel like me knees are being dislocated. ride to HL

Riding home

Another bad sleep with the muggy night and the creaky floorboards of the insomniac directly above me and the characteristic noisy hotel plumbing where you can hear people showering and flushing toilets almost anywhere in the building. There was even an attack of the classic water hammer at around 5.30. At breakfast the guest profile seemed newly diverse, though the little white haired and very old and fragile lady who always sits in the same seat in the restaurant is there and other elderly couples (who have six legs between them as the oracle at Delphi would say) are still here. They address the waitresses as ‘dear’. With a bit of a wobble of my loaded up bike, I left at around 9am and decided to head straight back home so blasted along the motorways back to my front door, 163 miles in 3 hours and 20 minutes. Good weather and good progress apart from the M25 as usual.

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There’s more to say but this is all for now.

Here’s the track of the whole trip (woops ignore the bit to Thetford)- not very adventurous in terms of travel, sadly, but I had other priorities this year with the book deadline and maybe moving house within a couple of months.

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Arriving at the Lansdown Grove Hotel Bath

Leaving my little cottage did not go how I expected. I was up early and super organised, everything ready to go onto the bike, my last granola waiting for me to eat. I had forgotten when the ‘check-out’ time would be but guessed 10 at the earliest, probably later. At ten to ten the owner drove up in her car expressing slight surprise I was still there. She said she could come back later if I am not ready. I said I would take about half an hour but she remembered her cleaner is booked for ten past ten so sat in her car outside the door while I attended to my final needs, wolfed down my cereal and packed up the bike. At ten past with her cleaner also waiting, I finally said goodbye. I got a rather brief goodbye. I’ll make no further comment – about the pedal bin with the broken lid, about the smelly compost bucket with no lid at all, about the tinny cutlery, about the shower that was impossible to get at the right temperature….

It threatened rain as I headed north from dorchester but eventually the sun came out. First stop on my route was a quick hello to the giant at Cerne Abbas, who I thought had been there for 1000 years but is probably 17th century, or a student prank as one of our hostel visitors back in 1974 thought it was. (this picture isn’t one of mine). How ever long he has been like that, he has enviable staying power.

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The route went extremely smoothly with little traffic, good weather and generally nice twisty roads. The clever GPS knows in advance where there are road closures so sent me off on what felt like a hugely complicated detour through the narrowest of twisty roads and smallest of cute villages.

I made it to Bath and rode round in circles for 10 minutes before pointing myself up the steep hill toward the hotel somewhere to the north of the city centre. My GPS said I was arriving ‘on the left’ but I saw nothing – the beautiful Bath stone buildings all look the same and I carried on up, seemingly for ages looking for somewhere to turn left. Just when I was feeling exasperated that I had gone so far, the Lansdown Grove was right in front of me and I rode straight in and parked next to the front door. It was so good to get the professional welcome that I felt was missing in my cottage.

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Shutters on Royal Crescent Bath

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Bath in the summer is beautiful, it is packed with groups of tourists and the locals are rather posh but walking around aimlessly, listening to buskers was a delight. True to my 1970s nostalgia I visited Royal Crescent where I had stayed at the end of the mythic motorcycle trip that I retraced. I had no idea what number it was. The crescent is beautiful and it must cost a fortune to buy one of the flats now. Even in 1974, one building seemed to be divided into at least two flats and probably three.

Now I am back in my room, not working on my book but catching up with this account of this short trip.

My room in Lansdown Hotel Bath