Review from OneWheelDrive.net

its not often that a motorcycle review says much more than the obvious, mixed in with predictable helpings of enthusiasm. Reviews from OneWheelDrive.net, a, or maybe THE, Canadian bike adventure site break this pattern with detailed reviews of bikes and other kit by people who can write and see the funny side of owning a large motorcycle, collecting useless belongings to do with it, and then writing about them. So here’s a snippet from a review of the bike I own. Strangely, Neil Johnston says exactly what I have noticed (apart from the geography-specific stuff):

Normally the Trans-Canada highway between Vancouver and Hope is an exercise in mind numbing tedium. Sisyphus, finding himself in our modern age, would likely have his sentence of eternal uphill boulder rolling commuted to following two semis slow racing down the One. On the R1200GS Adventure though, that inevitable constipation of traffic seems not to be a problem; I’ve never been on a bike where traffic so consistently surrendered the left lane. It’s easy to credit this to the R1200GS Adventure’s sheer road presence. Later, I put the Adventure up onto its center-stand with ease, and wonder how BMW pulled that off when my “little” Honda VFR is more of a struggle? Looking over the Alpine White color scheme and black plastic tank panels it dawns on me that this look, that from the side harkens back to GS Dakars of old, really looks suspiciously police-like in drivers’ rearview mirrors.

From: http://www.onewheeldrive.net/2006/05/15/bmw-r1200gs-adventure-a-is-for-adventure-thats-good-enough-for-me/

Interview with Sarah Ahmad – even if its crap, lie to me

“1. Where are you from?

Pakistan.

2. Why did you make this video?

It’s an idea born out of my restless need to experiment. To create something that can be seen and heard. It is the first in a series I’m working on.

3. What is “insignificant” to you?

It is poetry. It is my outrageous, dejected mind continuously refusing to be an optimist.

4. What is your favorite drink/living author?

Drink water. Favorite authors keep changing, sometimes a new book by a new author comes out and becomes my favorite.

5. Do you have political views?

Politics anywhere everywhere only destroy. I keep away from it.

6. Describe your ideal job…

Writing, creating.

7. Anything else you would like the readers of Vauban Inc. to know?

Just hope they like this piece, even if they think it’s crap, lie to me. And if anyone has any time to spare and any interest to visit my blog.

www.scribblingpoetry.blogspot.com/

(Sarah Ahmad’s video is the first in what I hope to be a regular feature on Vauban Inc. Send your submissions to vauban.inc@googlemail.com)”

The hazards of choosing a hotel

I’m trying to chose a hotel in Hamburg for the first night on my trip up to Denmark and Norway. Of course I want somewhere where Bertha will be safe – if I can’t bring her into my room. The Motel Hamburg (automatically or unwisely) has this customer review on its home page. Even in German you get the idea:
“Absolute Katastrophe, das “Hotel” hat völlig veraltete, liederliche Ausstattung zum völlig überhöhten Preis. !sehr unzufrieden! Alle angekündigten Services haben gefehlt (Parkplatz, WLAN…) Nie wieder!”
I don’t think I’ll be staying.

Books in – books out

I’ve just remembered what bargains Abe Books delivers. I have five speeding my way, everything from statistics to Zizek to CSS and HTML I’ve resolved for every book that comes into the house I will get rid of one. In an exuberant gesture I’m getting rid of all of these including such gems as the 2008 ScrewFix catalogue:
pile of books

More on police behaviour

When my sons arrived home recently they told me harrowing stories of the anti-student-fees demonstration a week or so back in London that they attended. The Guardian today features some footage taken by a student involved. A large number of protesters were on their way home at the end of the protest and peacefully leaving but a line of riot police plus occasional charges from horses forced them back into an ever smaller space against another line of police who were not letting them move, and pushing them back towards the skirmishes they were moving away from. The tactic seemed pointless and counterproductive and of course dangerous and provocative. Have a look at this video. You can hear many of the students (not all of them) asking the policemen most politely why they are doing what they are doing, and other innocent questions such as ‘where would you like me to move to?’. Its at http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2010/dec/21/metropolitan-police-kettling-student-fees-demonstration