London Thames crossings by bicycle – Day 1

On Wednesday I took the day off to try the first part of this challenge, described in loving detail here.
An attempt to catch the Thames Clipper to move ourselves to the start failed (one day I will work out how this service works) so as recommended we caught the train from Waterloo down to Teddington, a pretty place I’d never visited. From there, once over the footbridge, it is a gravelly path by the river to the second and most interesting crossing by foot ferry ‘on demand’ meaning you shout across to the boatman when you want him.
Then its Richmond bridge. I had forgotten how beautiful Richmond is. As recommended we had coffee and Portuguese cakes in Tide Tables Cafe

The guide says the clientele is made up of young mothers telling eachother how gifted their child is. And believe it or not, that’s exactly right. The next bridge is Twickenham
then the enjoyable Richmond Lock Footbridge (by the way the sun is shining)
Kew and Chiswick are unremarkable
but there are some lovely river fronting cottages on the way.
Barnes railway bridge follows next which is fun and we are moving into rowing territory on the river, with boathouses first on the north bank and then at Putney on the south, both very un-London.
Then after a not very exciting lunch at The Old Ship, we crossed Hammersmith bridge, using the footpath to avoid the narrow lanes and wide busses
Our last crossing for the day was Putney Bridge. I’d never been along the south bank between Hammersmith and Putney. It reminded me of Cambridge. Next Wednesday is our Day 2. The plan is to start at the opposite end which is the Tilbury-Gravesend Ferry – a long way out. The plan is to save the Central London bridges for a quieter Sunday.

Gone Girl

This acclaimed film adaptation of an already acclaimed book of the same name is billed as a tense plot-twisting success. We watch a marriage go stale and the wife fake her own disappearance in a meticulously planned attempt to frame her husband (whom she has grown to hate) for her murder. In the book the story is told by unreliable witnesses and the film takes this approach but with rather a jolting split about two thirds in when we see the story from Amy Dunne’s devastating angle. Amy is the product, literally, of her parents’ media manipulations and works of fiction based on her girlhood so it it plausible that she is revealed as a psychopath who blurs reality and play-acting, or rather knows only too well the difference. The film is a nice, but rather obvious, critique of the effect of American media fantasy about marriage, motherhood, etc. But for me the central scene of Amy’s blood soaked murder of a creepy male lover in mid-orgasm seemed to refer to a deeply misogynistic fantasy about women. It made me try to think of all the other plots in which women kill their lovers in the act of making love. The only one that comes to mind is the very different in mood, Jeanne Dielman, 23, Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles. But there must be others. A review of Gone Girl is here.

Coffee in Berlin at the Cambridge Film Festival

I’ve just seen ‘Oh boy’, apparently originally called ‘Coffee in Berlin’. Of the films I’ve seen so far at the 2014 Festival, I have enjoyed this the most. Both director and lead actor are new arrivals. Visually the film’s grainy black and white reminded me of Wings of Desire (of course). There are some beautiful moments of absurd comedy and, for the most part, a lightness of touch. It soon emerges that everyone the protagonist Niko comes across is in a mess of some kind, some realising it and some not. His non-committal stance turns out to be the most prized attribute of the film. There is a scene near the end of the film where Niko walks in to a late night bar and encounters an old man with an Ancient Mariner feel, compelled to tell his painful and poetic story. Its a strong part of the film but, for me it never quite became the key to the film in the way that I was expecting it might and when, later that night the man dies in hospital, I felt a touch of a rather unnecessary and perhaps sentimental narrative. There’s little about either the film or the director on IMDB but I have found this summary and not much else save that it won awards when shown at the German Film Academy Awards.

Thursday 14th August

Today was successful. Breakfast was a rather pretentious version of hotel breakfasts, personal service offering guests a platter of meat or cheeses and everything is presented in highly designed glass bowls, with a fake candle light and pissing boy statue. But I was so hot, it must be the male menopause. I had the feeling that the hotel ‘team’ were a little suspicious of me on arrival, dripping wet and not one of the well dressed elderly people that seemed to make up all the other guests. In fact last night on my return from parking the bike, they had put up a hotel full notice, maybe because they definitely didn’t want another one of me turning up. So I made a point of behaving in the most gracious way I could to show them I wasn’t a wet criminal biker. On reflection I should have done the opposite. In the night I have just remembered I was awoken as was half the street by the sound of what I think was an extremely drunk elderly man shouting unintelligible noises down on the street, echoing off the tall buildings. He seemed far gone. Nearly all his utterances had one syllable while only a few had two. It had only very little resemblance to human speech. Eventually someone that I couldn’t see came and took him in to a van and drove him off. This seemed to take them an hour and in the meantime it had started pouring with rain and I remember not for the first time loving being in a soft bed in a building rather than lying on the ground with a thin piece of nylon between me and total exposure to the elements. At no point did I hear him communicating in other than this simple fashion.

I ought to say that there is a better account of this trip, along with more photographs at http://www.obliquepanic.co.uk/life/germany-2014/germany-1.html

I managed to clutch slip my way out of the car park and pack up efficiently and be on the road shortly after nine. I had debated whether to gear up for wet weather and decided not to, the right decision as the sun was even shining as I headed north towards Bitburg, where the beer comes from. I relaxed once I was riding as I usually do and asked myself what all the fuss was about. After an hour I stopped and it started to rain though not heavily. A little later I stopped somewhere just off the motorway to Antwerp for petrol and had a tasty salad roll made by the hand of a heavily tattooed young woman who spoke English. I had no idea what language would be spoken in this corner of Belgium with its French road signs. I bought two packs of Camel for 5€ each and the yellow variety you can’t seem to get in the UK so all in all a successful stop. But as I went to stash my fags on the bike the heavens opened along with thunder and under the grateful shelter of the forecourt I struggled into my wet weather thing and had to get half out of it again twice, once because I had left the keys in a pocket that was inaccessible and then again to fish out the GPS in another pocket. I watched it pour for about half an hour and with slightly clearing skies I set off for the remaining 120 miles. There is so much traffic and much of it big trucks around the city ring roads, first Antwerp then Rotterdam. It needs real concentration to ride and after not too long the rain gratefully stopped and things got warm again, up to 22 degrees and wrapped up in my many layers I began to get incredibly uncomfortable with nowhere to stop until about ten miles out of HvH. Road works just outside Hoek van Holland completely defeated my GPS which even took us along a bicycle path for a mile or so. I tried to pretend to everyone that Bertha was a little moped which seem to be allowed to use those cycle paths.
Trier to HvH at EveryTrail

There is always a huge sense of relief and achievement of one kind arriving at a ferry port, so now I am sitting in the huge always empty Stenna terminal building. As ever I am looking forward to a shower on the boat and some cooked food with a glass of wine.

Although I find bikers in groups a bit of a turn off, individual people on bikes are usually interesting to talk to. For instance in the queue for the ferry I chatted to a German guy on his way to Swansea (I did warn him not to have high expectations) for a Suzuki Katana meeting (it’s a 1980s bike I think). He said he lived in the Ruhr and had worked down a coal mine for ten years before the mine had closed. Did the mines run out of coal I asked, no he said the health and safety requirements have priced European coal out of the market. The barges of coal I saw going down the Rhein were imported from China, he told me where the life of coal miners is cheap.

A second conversation was briefer, with a Polish guy riding a Buel. He told me he had got up at midnight that day to ride 1500 kilometres to catch the ferry and then from Harwich he was riding over to Holyhead to catch the boat to Ireland where he was living. He said he had to stop for petrol every 100 miles. Weren’t you tempted just to fly, I asked. No, he replied, I have been preparing for this journey for three years and always something has got in the way until now.

My journey today was 246 miles in 3 hours 42 minutes.

I slept well on the boat with no sensation at all that we were at sea or moving. Perhaps towards 4am I did feel some juddering and wondered if we were changing direction mid North Sea but in fact when I got up ( we ere awoken at 5.30) I could see we had already docked. Some ferries you spend contemplative time on deck watching the ship leave or arrive, but the timing of this one means you can be asleep the whole time the ship is at sea and never see it moving.
Harwich to Home at EveryTrail

Reflections: the new tent was a mixed blessing. It was great to have the room to bring everything inside without having to crouch around it and a few times I did stand up in it, but I never contemplated bringing Bertha inside it. At one site I would have had to drive her up a flight of stairs. The tent also has doors everywhere which helps privacy. It did not take much longer to put up than my other smaller tent. On the negative side, it is big and heavy. It needs an extra bag on the bike, so any slow speed manoeuvres are extra tricky. Park on a slight slope and it’s sometimes really hard to haul the bike upright. And most of the time I seemed to carry it around completely wet which must’ve add to its weight. So all in all I am not sure it was such a clever buy. But I have had enough of sleeping under canvass for a while. At it’s very best, you camp in a beautiful site, with lots of space around your tent, with warm sunny weather with few people using the facilities and with a sense of camaraderie with other travellers in tents. You cook food that you’ve bought locally in the outside air with suitable wine (chilled if you are lucky) and life doesn’t get much better. My trip to Spain last year scored pretty well in that regard. But it’s the lack of privacy that gets me down at its worst and throw in some iffy weather then it can rapidly turn into a bit of a nightmare and the bubble bursts. The two stays I had in hotels on this trip I really appreciated the privacy and the comfort. So I am not sure what next. I think I need to move on from this model.

Wednesday 13th August

Phew what a 24 hours. The theme which sounds like a judgement from the I-Ching, is: after much anxiety one can fall on one’s feet. I must say the torrential rain forecast yesterday evening sent me into a tizzy but it made me prepare for the day and I think it was worth it (preparing, not the tizzy which is entirely unproductive). I got up early. It had been raining in the night and the tent was wet but it wasn’t raining when I packed up. It feels like it weighs a ton when it’s wet but I had a cuppa and some chocolate cake and was ready to roll out just after 9am, with my waterproofs at hand and liberal anti fog applied to everything required to see where I am going. I made good progress north via Freiburg and it wasn’t till after ugly Strasbourg that it started to rain and after filling with petrol a yoghurt and couple of croissants from Carrefore at a service station settled my stomach. Under some cover I pulled on the huge overall. Traffic was fairly light apart from in Strasbourg with only some trucks spraying huge amounts of water and caravans for me to overtake. The rain got worse after Saarbruken which is when I realised my boots were getting full of water.
Todtnau to Trier at EveryTrail

When I finally peeled my gloves off I could see that the dye had turned my hands blue. I thought it was from cold at first. I finally got to Trier thanks to the GPS and pulled up completely dripping outside last weeks hotel only to be told they were fully booked but they remembered me. He recommended me the Hotel Astoria just around the corner thank goodness and they had a double room (the manageress has just come in to my room to confiscate the extra bedding strangely, perhaps they are worried that I might try to smuggle an extra guest in, strange though as I’ve paid for a double room – the information clearly forbids guests to take visitors into their rooms). This place is strange. It has an English Victorian name but downstairs is definately an Indian style but the wallpaper in the room is rather twee floral print.

Bertha is parked in one of those underground car parks with a steep slope out and an exit card reader requiring dexterity to get out in the morning with a heavy bike. Nice news I was able to change my ferry crossing to tomorrow night so don’t have to linger somewhere I don’t want to be in the rain. It’s a bit of a treck up to Hook of Holland from here, over 250 miles but I have all day to do it and hopefully while the forecast still shows rain, it’s not as heavy as today. Once I arrived safely in bricks and mortar and under a roof here, the rain got even worse. The other nice touch was the greeting that for my €79 I get a drink on the house, it could be a beer a Fanta or a glass of champaign. Dear reader, which do you think I chose, and subsequently sipped with complimentary nuts on the sofa with Indian design cushions feeling very pleased indeed not to be camping? They have a rather natty cocktail bar here.

So now everything is spread out drying including my map of Germany and my boots perched on the just working radiator, also I’ve been trying to dry out my gloves with the hair dryer. I can hear people scurrying about down on the street in the rain under umbrellas. I just realised how tired I am.

After supper of the breakfast I bought this morning and a nap on the lovely bed, I can see some blue sky outside. It’s half past eight. Time for a quick walk to clear my rather thumping head.