I’m trying to chose a hotel in Hamburg for the first night on my trip up to Denmark and Norway. Of course I want somewhere where Bertha will be safe – if I can’t bring her into my room. The Motel Hamburg (automatically or unwisely) has this customer review on its home page. Even in German you get the idea:
\n“Absolute Katastrophe, das “Hotel” hat v\u00f6llig veraltete, liederliche Ausstattung zum v\u00f6llig \u00fcberh\u00f6hten Preis. !sehr unzufrieden! Alle angek\u00fcndigten Services haben gefehlt (Parkplatz, WLAN…) Nie wieder!”
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