By train to Transylvania

 Day one – unconsidered version

This was a tricky trip to organise and book, originally what I thought would be a simpler option than the exciting London to Istanbul train trip so well described by the man in seat 61. Each country’s rail system had different amounts of time that you can book ahead ending up with a precarious set of bookings for hotels and train journeys that depend on an earlier leg being available. Finally just about ten days before departure I had booked all the parts, save a couple of short day time trips that I think can be done on the day at the station.
The trip starts from St Pancras and goes via Paris to Munich to Budapest on the night train, then a further night train to Brasov in Transylvania then on to Bucharest, back to Belgrade over night, then down to Lubljana, then finally the night train to Zurich, on to Geneva then a flight home.

Travelling on Eurostar is so easy, easy to book and to turn up, have a coffee and croissant and get on board. Before you know it you are in the tunnel then in Paris Gare du Nord.

You get out on to the street and it is busy and of course slightly overwhelming even though you know from the map it’s a very short walk to Gare deL’Est.

With about an hour and a half to spare we squeezed into a small supermarket with our backpacks and other bags and emerged with wine (not very drinkable as it turned out) and hugely smelly cheese that we carried around all the way to Budapest making me wonder why everywhere smelt of drains. Baguettes and squashed fruit tarts (not bought squashed) we found somewhere else.
We made reservations on the top deck of the ICE train to Munich from Paris, accompanied by Germans who all left at Stuttgart.

After there we plunged through the valleys, rain and thunderstorms through Ulm, arriving at Munich station at twenty to nine well after dark in the company of a music student carrying a cello asking a large fellow to turn down his stereo. 
As someone who expects disasters at every turn, the journey was predictable and easy, the night train arriving at platform 12 half an hour before its departure time of twenty to midnight.

This is where the excitement began, sitting on a rather forlorn platform late at night with a growing number but never very many fellow night travellers.   I wonder who it is that travels by train overnight nowadays as it’s usually easier to either fly or travel during the day at a fraction of the price. 


Our compartment had the beds ready made though the top bunk was hugely high and demanded extreme dexterity to climb from the ladder round to the bed, especially once moving and in the dark. Decor was definitely 1960s, maybe a bit later with a large mirror making up one whole wall, giving an impression of space in this narrow cabin.

As we boarded, the guard asked us if we wanted tea or coffee for breakfast. We eagerly said coffee but then later wondered whether it came to us, and if so, exactly when. With these slight ambiguities in our heads we climbed into our very narrow beds and tried to get some sleep. Of course what the man in seat 61 doesn’t mention is that it’s almost impossible to sleep on these trains with constant and irregular jarring and swaying from side to side then from front to back as the brakes are applied. I found if I wedged myself against the wall I could avoid the feelings that I’d fall off the top bunk. It was dark when we left and after Munich the view was much blackness. These night trains stop surprisingly often, sometimes for stations but sometimes, more often in fact, for no apparent reason. Track sides are bleak places, especially at night in foreign places.

Ride to Baldserstons and back

Now with a Touratech top box, the bike is more like a sail ship in the strong fen wind. This was an indirect approach to Balderston’s in Peterborough to look around. My GPS tells me my fastest speed was 83mph. I have no idea where that was. I have to tilt my head sideways through about 30 degrees to be able to see the GPS screen properly while wearing polarising sun glasses.

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BMW 1200GS TE the first ten days

Frustratingly, the longest ride I have had so far on this new lovely bike, is riding it back home from the dealer in Welwyn.
What I don’t want to lose is the sense of the bike’s slightness, lightness and responsiveness compared to my old bike, as well as very welcome slight closeness to the ground. It takes up less space in the garage and has none of that imposing bulk. Opening the garage door to Bertha felt like I looked her in the eye but this bike is definitely down there on the ground.

Plenty of people have offered impressions and more lengthy reviews of this bike, some are clearly new to Beamers and this sort of eccentric design while some compare it carefully with previous models.
For me, I was most surprised by its similarity to riding the old bike, the same position, the same clunky gear box, but as everyone says, it is just so much more zippy and the brakes, which were strong on my old model are even more impressive on this 2014 bike. In fact I’m surprised that the 7 years between Bertha’s production and this model have made such a difference to the sophistication of the machine. The bike, along with the customised GPS is a model of the quantified self, it records and logs all kinds of minute information: how many times you have used each brake, the average opening of the throttle (mine was only 4% after the last but one ride). You can make miniscule adjustments to the way it rides and the suspension which I have only briefly tried in the park and ride car park I go to for low speed practice. As others have said, I can’t say I noticed much difference. The bike also looks and feels more mainstream, less individual and eccentric. Even the seat is springy and comfortable. And the indicator switching has finally come into the 21st century.

I was keen to install some basic protection, SW Motech engine bars and radiator protection and a device meant to make theft of the clocks more difficult, both from English firm Cymark with voluble instruction sheets. So this mass-produced slightly anonymous bike is gradually becoming a little customised. On order are some beautiful Touratech panniers and top box and a couple of other minor enhancements.

In order is a much longer ride.

Bertha and Belinda

Yesterday I rode down to SBW Motorrad in Welwyn for a booked test ride on the F800 that I have been mentioning, my thinking being to move to a lighter more manageable bike but one that still has some style and presence. When I got there it turned out they had sold the test bike and didn’t have another. Not a good start, so as I had spent the best part of an hour getting down there I asked whether they had a 1200gs (the current version of Bertha) for me to try, more out of curiosity. They did and I was shown a TE version with spoked wheels which I rode. Again, more out of curiosity I asked the price and this demo version seemed surprisingly reasonable, not that much more than the smaller machine. So what was it like? Once astride it feels suprisingly similar to my current bike and apart from being noisier (I forgot to put in my ear plugs) and the gears clunkier (mine are well worn in) it was a very familiar experience. But this bike seemed much lighter and easier to get around corners. All reviews say it is much more responsive than the old model but it was hard to compare. Very quickly I realised that this bike was clearly the more manageable bike I was after, with the wind protection and motorway capability that I feared losing on the smaller F800. I loved it. Here it is in a lay by near Welwyn:
on-test

Pleasant surprise number two was the offer I got for Bertha’s trade-in. If all goes to plan next Wednesday I will drive down on Bertha (all that cleaning and repainting was worth it) and drive off with a 2014 1200GS TE with just over 1000 miles on the clock, very many extra switches and dials, plus alarm, and I shelled out for the overpriced but clever BMW GPS. I was so excited that I barely slept last night. The Touratech catalogue is on my desk.

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Ride to Saffron Walden

On Friday I test ride a BMW F800, for those who don’t follow such things, its an ‘adventure’ bike similar to mine but about 2/3 the bulk and also 2/3 the power. I am also taking Bertha down for the dealer to give me a quote for its part exchange value.

Here’s Bertha cleaner and shinier than ever before:

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